Appropos of nothing..This image will wreck your children. Be warned.

If I had a penis, I don't think I'd be treating it in this harsh manner.

I'm bored, so of course I turn to B3ta.com and find some gems. Want some huge, angry un-pierced cock?

How about Tony Blair's 5 year old sons musings on dear old dad, skillfully rendered in crayon? It's a long download, even with broadband, but worth it.

Or a cow in a tree?

Or a swearing contest, between Bush & Blair?

B3ta(rhymes with Peter) is an excellent website that includes weekly challenges, excellent photo-shoppage, and the musings of the young, dis-affected British. A lot of this stuff is based on what goes on in England, so most Americans may be clueless to the politicians and celebrities mocked, but you can check out the BBC and get filled in right quick.

We're all sick, and we can all be fixed by some sort of pill. You'll have to watch an ad, but if you can't stand to do that, then that means you're sick, and need the Ritalin.

And something that may be working in Indonesia...